Winner: Award For Exciting Surprise That Surprised Us The Least

Endlessly talented artist-in-residence Heather is at it again (still?) as Rusty Pickle announces its finalists for its Pickle Party with Lance "Story of..." . We are expecting high fives and beaucoup congratulatory visits (from our favorite customers, natch) to Heather. Remember that if (when, people, when) she wins the contest, she will invite 20 of her very "bestest friends forever" to a Pickle Party event to be held, ummm, well, somewhere convenient, let's just say. I mean, super-close.