A Daisy of a Package, and I Got Mine

Daisy D's Package:

• Christmas paper
• Drool-worthy
• Shabbylicious
• Vintage charm
• Unique and collectible
• Fun for the whole family

My Package:

• Fresh, even after 15 more years of aging
• Yummy
• Vintage charm
• Not-too-shabby at all
• Singularly lovable
• Vastly entertaining

You can have all the Daisy D's. I'm keeping my package all for myself. Hee. (Oh, goodness, people, keep it to a quiet roar. We're friends, you know. Capital F. You can spell the rest. Stop imagining things. Hotcha!)